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Own It…

Posted in A Few Old, Short Words with tags , , on April 23, 2015 by Crash! Landen


Most unintentionally funny series that Marvel Comics ever released… And now I own it. Great character; HORRIBLE name.

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Review (PG-13)

Posted in Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 16, 2012 by Crash! Landen

I can NOT be objective about this movie. I am a lifelong comic book reader and Spider-Man is one of The Big 4 superheroes (the others being Superman, Batman and the Hulk, of COURSE). This was a reboot, and I guess in order to justify that (or something), they made significant changes to the origin story…. and I just can’t accept the changes they made. Sure there were changes in the Sam Raimi/Tobey Maquire take on the character, but it was mostly with making Spider-Man’s ‘web shooters’ organic (and THAT came from Jim Cameron’s take, but I digress). I could accept that. it actually makes more sense than having a high schooler gain sooper dooper powers  AND be a boy genius who just decides to make this revolutionary polymer adhesive that he can use to mimic a spider’s web. This new film asks its audience to swallow much more, but I guess I’m getting ahead of myself. I also don’t want to say the entire film is crap, though, because it’s not. I just want to remind you of what I said: I can NOT be objective about this movie.


The reboot begins with young Peter Parker being dropped off by his parents at the house of his aunt and uncle after The Parkers’ house is broken into. The parents then die under somewhat mysterious circumstances (my blood pressure is already rising at this point). The film then skips ahead to Peter’s high school years. He is mostly happy, even if he’s a little shy… A little, mind you… One day he’s snapping photos (from afar) of his dream girl Gwen Stacy and then involves himself in an unfortunate incident featuring another nerd and target of the school’s local meatheads, Flash Thompson. He gets slightly trounced for it before Gwen steps in to shame Flash.

Later, at home, while helping his uncle diagnose some problems with the utilities, Pete discovers his father’s suitcase. That soon leads him to Oscorp where his father had worked… CONVENIENTLY… where he meets Curt Conners, his father’s former colleague… CONVENIENTLY… And discovers Gwen works there, too… VERY CONVENIENTLY. He soon finds out his father was working with Conners on replicating the regenerative abilities of some reptiles, only in mammals (namely lab rats). Parker begins snooping around and VOILA! He runs into a guy that has paperwork with the same logos as the paperwork that was in his father’s briefcase. What are the odds? This leads him into a room where some kind of weird thing is going on with genetically altered spiders and you know what happens there. I have to wonder why no one else had been bitten by one of these before Peter. If you work with bugs, you’re eventually going to be bitten/stung. I also wonder why when these spiders chow that they aren’t transferring their spider  powers to their prey. Or why they think making the spider that tranfers its abilities to Peter genetically engineered makes it more believable than a radioactive spider. Just askin’. Anyway… Minutes later, Peter has already developed the proportional strength, speed and agility of a spider, along with its ability to adhere to walls. And on his way home, Peter takes on some some sort of subway gang for… pulling a woman’s top off.

To be honest, going any further with the plot is unnecessary. You know Conners will become the Lizard in short order. Even if you didn’t read the comics, you probably saw a trailer with a humanoid reptile running around. I didn’t like the way it was done, having Conners doing the wrong thing (and injecting himself with what transforms him into the movie’s villain) because of pressure from his superior. In the comics, Conners was a friend of Peter Parker. In this, he’s written a little more sinister. His actions make hima  little less noble here than in the comics.

You also know Gwen and Pete are going to hit get together at some point. You know Uncle Ben’s going to die, but how it transpires here is a little irritating and I’ll get into that later. There’s quite a high level of predictability here. Although the film is ‘professionally’ made for the most part, there aren’t any surprises… And I mean NONE. Not even the segment after the credits surprised me. The writers didn’t seem to want to strain themselves. As I said, the contrivances and story convenience moves the story along, but you’ll get the feeling that if you looked at the writers at any one plot point, they would be shuffling their shoes… looking up at the ceiling… not making eye contact. If I had directed this, they all would have been fired, but that’s just me. The promise made near the end is probably the most egregious. Who says things like this when they’re dying? You’ll have to see the movie to see if you agree with me or not.

Right out of the opening credits, the writers overcomplicate the origin, by making the parents of Peter Parker more important. And they go to the cliche of having his dad be a genetic researcher. They did this probably because they thought it would be more ‘logical’ than the chance occurrence of the comics. But, it’s WRONG, because by doing this and by having every character in the story being connected in some way or another  (Curt Conners worked with Pete’s dad… Peter’s girlfriend not only is the police chief’s daughter, but she also works with Curt Conners at Oscorp… They also get the BLEEEAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! added bonus of girl empowerment by making her the smartest girl in the school as well as being the hottest… The coincidences hve no bounds in this film, either. Spider-Man at one point when looking for the Lizard somehow knows he’s dwelling in the sewers, because when he’s not devising a high tech scheme to change the populace of New York into lizards, he likes to hang out where New York’s poop goes. On top of that Spider-man just creates a web at one particular intersection in the sewers and get this… He waits for the Lizard to wander by. The crazy thing? As large as New York City is… Peter picks the right tunnel. Must be the Spider Sense.

And the contrivances and convenience in the story… It’s one after another. Like Conners recording everything on video, so Spider-Man can just hear the Lizard’s plans instead of having to figure it out on his own. It’s a stupid plan, anyway. Or having the Lizard discover Spider-Man’s identity by finding Parker’s camera (on auto) with his name written on the camera. Or how about the little kid on the car hanging off the bridge? Why did C. Thomas Howell (what the hell is he doing in this?!) leave his son in the car while the Lizard is rampaging? Well, so that Spider-Man could have a cheeseball moment with a little kid. Ordinarily, Spider-Man would just grab the kid, leap to safety, etc… But, here, he has to ask to talk the kid through it. Take off his mask (because  all movie kids are terrified beyond the ability to perform simple tasks in these situations) and let the kid wear the mask because making it harder to see by putting on a mask at night always makes dangerous situations safer. AND it allowed Andrew Garfield to take his mask off… Yet again. The thing that happens later with C. Thomas Howell, though… The part where he too displays uncanny intuition about where a final battle is going to occur and that Spider-Man is going to need his help… And that they’ll need cranes…. Was I the only one that was having to keep both hands over my mouth and even bite my fingers so as to not keep repeating “WTF?!” audibly (and I mean the actual words, not the acronym). I just couldn’t handle all of the interconnections and jumps in actual logic. And while I’m on it…

Is it just me, or do you, too, find it easier to accept the more fantastical elements in a story like this, more so than the ‘moments of realism’ that aren’t done realistically. For instance, I have no problem that Superman can fly. Under his own power. And shoot lasers from his eyes. And lift buildings. And have bullets bounce off. But when he puts on a pair of glasses, his REPORTER girlfriend doesn’t recognize him? She’s a REPORTER for God’s sake. A REPORTER. And that’s the same sort of trouble I was having with this movie. Sigh. Anyway. There are good things about this movie.

The appropriately named Marc Webb directed The Amazing Spider-Man. I did like a lot of the things he did with the film.  Sam Raimi directed his trilogy with the trademark hyper-kinetic slapstick quirkiness of his horror movies and I didn’t have a problem with that per se, but the tone of this movie is more in line with a big screen film instead of resembling one of Raimi’s television endeavors Sometimes his version got a LOT too goofy, not just a little. There were some fairly well done action scenes in this version, too, especially just some of the acrobatics of the main character. This does have the same problems that Raimi had with CGI, though. There are quite a few times where both Spider-MAn and The Lizard look like video game characters and that aggravated me quite a bit. That’s just me, though.

I think the cast is closer  to the comic book characters, other than maybe Sally Field (!?!) as Aunt May. Emma Stone looked far closer in both appearance and manner to my idea of the character of Gwen Stacy than Kirsten Dunst ever came to resembling Mary Jane. She looks closer to the right age than Bryce Howard, too. I think she would have been better with a quality script, though.

The character I was most disappointed with in the movie was the ‘villain’, The Lizard. Everyone who’s a comic reader knows that Dr. Curt Conners and Spider-Man were pals, Parker was even a teaching assistant to Conners at one point if I remember right. The Raimi films had established the link between the two much more diligently even without the Lizard making an appearance. Dylan Baker was a lot more likable as Conners. Rhys Ifans comes off kid of creepy no matter what he’s in. When he has a Roy Batty moment in this, it feels like it’s out of left field. Marc Webb didn’t earn that moment. I preferred Baker as Conners. And much like Raimi made a mistake in his first Spider-Man film, the director made a major error in the design of the villain. I needed the white lab coat and purple pants.Worse still, was that the Lizard didn’t look like the Lizard. It’s like the same people who f’ed up The Abomination in The Incredible Hulk worked on this.

On the other hand… Andrew Garfield makes a pretty good Peter Parker. Like Stone, he looks close enough to the part and can act ‘geeky’ enough. He pulls off playing someone who’s supposed to be at least a decade younger than he is. His Peter Parker is far more accepting of what’s happening to him (and takes to the idea of it instantaneously) than Maguire’s, but that’s the writing and the director. Garfield and Stone work well together, but that isn’t a surprise, since they’re both decent actors and Webb proved that he could already handle the young love/relationship stuff in the slightly overrated (500) Days of Summer. As I said, he did a good job with tone, the action and the cast, but I do think Sam Raimi is a better storyteller. There were times where corners seemed to be cut just to ‘get to the good parts’ and then the film dwelled upon the ‘cutesy’ moments that really didn’t add much and slowed things down. Some of them even made me cringe (like when Gwen and Peter part ways early in the film). I do think Raimi ‘got ‘ Spider-man and if the producers had not gotten too involved and let Raimi do what he wanted to do, we might even have a fourth film by the Evil Dead director instead of this… reboot.

The thing that I hated the most about this movie is as I said, the ‘mucking’ with the origin. No wrestling match, that’s fine. No short-lived entertainment career. Okay. But, making it all about the guilt instead of the responsibility involving the death of Uncle Ben… Well, it’s unacceptable. Sure, everyone knows the twist when Spider-Man catches up to the gunman, but it’s a very good reveal. And it illustrates the point of the story far better than having Spider-Man never catch up to the perpetrator. I have MANY problems with this movie, but that one alone would not allow me to give this a passing grade (I told you about the objectivity thing).

Overall, this was just a disappointment for me. I had lowered all expectations for this, and still found it lacking in excitement. It rarely was even interesting. I think the one thing that best illustrates that for me is this. When it comes to watching movies, I have a steel bladder. I never go to the restroom during movies, nor do I go to the concession stand during a movie. Only three times in the last 15 years have I had to go to the restroom while watching a movie. Two of those times I was sick. Very, VERY sick and would have caused a ‘situation’ had I not. But for probably the first time since I was like 7, I actually got up during the movie. And I’ve literally seen over a thousand movies at the theater in the last decade and a half. This is the one that so disinterested me, that I allowed myself to willingly miss a couple of minutes of the movie. So, if there’s anything to say about The Amazing Spider-Man that is truly damning, it would have to be that I relieved myself during its showing. I don’t think I could make a stronger statement about it without having walked out midway through.

Still, as I said, despite all of my… misgivings about the film, I still think that if you’re NOT a life long comic book fan, then you may like it more than I did. You may like it more, anyway. Or you’re probably one of those people at the San Diego Comic Con that will applaud ANYTHING that’s put up on a screen in front of them… But, maybe I’m not being objective.

2 of 5

Captain America (2011) Review

Posted in Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2011 by Crash! Landen


Captain America: The First Avenger was surprisingly, at least to me, one of Marvel’s better outings. I think I may have liked it even more than Iron Man. It’s not Marvel’s best film, but is good summer fun. It has some hiccups, but overcomes those easily.

If you’re a fan of the comics you know the basic story; maybe not exactly how the origin has been told (in various ways) in the comics, but all of the familiar elements are there. The movie begins with a strange  plane being found frozen in the ice of the arctic. Inside is a frozen shield and you know what the shield will be attached to. The movie then flashes back to 1942(?) and the majority of the film remains there, which is appropriate since  World War II is where the roots of the character lie.

Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) is introduced as a 5 foot nothing, 98 pound weakling who is awkward around women (and ignored by them), who is desperately trying to join the war effort for noble reasons, but is repeatedly rejected. His friend ‘Bucky’ Barnes who has enlisted successfully, is there to bail him out of repeated beatings and attempts to help him with his love life to no avail. Rogers’ luck changes when a military backed scientist (Stanley Tucci in full comic book scientist mode) overhears a conversation between the two friends and believes Rogers may be the perfect specimen for his secret super soldier experiments to help fight the NAZIs. And of course, he will be or we wouldn’t have the comics or the movie.

Along the way, he meets Peggy Martin, a military liaison played by the lovely Hayley Atwell. While having a few lines or actions that didn’t particularly work (the fault of the writer and director), she was still a bright spot in the film. She had the innocent appeal of starlets of the era and worked very well with Evans.

Peggy was best when they weren’t trying to make her a modern girl power action heroine. Her back and forth with Steve was clever, except for the occasional mental (lazy) lapse by the writer, as when  Peggy walks in on a newgroupie of Captain America that forces herself on him at the appropriately ‘wrong’ moment.

Tommy Lee Jones seemed (again, at least to me) a little out of place in a superhero movie, but he just proved he’s good in practically anything you put him in. He delivers quite a few one liners in the film. he demonstrates one of the biggest weaknesses of the film, though as Colonel Phillips. He is a military type of the comic book variety as he oversees the new recruits training, a secret experimentral program, front line planning as well as direct assaults that never turns out to be the NAZIs, but an offshoot called Hydra led by the villainous Johann Schmidtt a.k.a. the Red Skull.

The Red Skull has decided that Hitler’s usefulness was at an end and that he would be the new guy in charge. I was never quite sure  whether he wanted world domination or world destruction. He certainly didn’t treat his underlings very well and I have to wonder what the average Hydra soldier saw in the benefits of being part of the organization.

Even with that, Hugo Weaving was quite fun as Cap’s arch-enemy. That’s indicative of the entire film. The more I think about the film, the more it fails to hold together, but when watching it, the actors involved keep the story hopping along. I won’t nitpick the flaws or the contradictions. The Red Skull’s main flunky Arnim Zola ( Toby Jones) was good in the film, also, although he is played very sympathetically in the movie. NAZI scientists weren’t very sympathetic, trust me.

Zola is one of Marvel’s weirder villains. I was hoping to seehis robot body version in this, but that didn’t happen.

The movie would not be what it is without its star Chris Evans playing the titular character. I have long been a supporter of Evans and thought if he ever got the right role, he’ll become one of the bigger stars in Hollywood. I think this may be that role. He handles the acting as easily as the action. He’s a funny guy and comes across as genuinely humble in this, which is the essence in my opinion of who the character is. The FX used to make him short and scrawny were very well done. I found it funny that those FX were far better than many of the FX in the rest of the film. The parts where he is running barefoot at superhuman speeds reminded me of the FX in the 1978 superhero film Superman where the the young Clark Kent races the train in Smallville. It had the same kind of stop-motion jerkiness to it, but that’s fine. I actually enjoyed that.

And that’s how I felt about the film overall. There are still some glitches. It’s fairly shallow. Lightweight. But as I said. it’s fun. I liked it. They didn’t get everything right, but they got enough right with the right actors for me to have come away with a positive movie experience. I also liked the fact that the Rave theater handed out the required glasses and showed it in 3D, even though we all paid for 2D. I don’t demand 3D, but it doesn’t bother me to see it that way. I do applaud that they actually got a director to let the story unfold at its own pace. there is lots of action, but the film allows for plenty of time to get to know the characters, They tell a story instead of just making a highlight reel for CGI FX animators.

4 0f 5


Watching Trailers And My Latest Prediction

Posted in A Few Old, Short Words with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 2, 2011 by Crash! Landen

During the wait for Transformers 3, one of the trailers was for the Captain America movie… The odd thing was that the song playing during the ad was my favorite Tool song 46 & 2. And nothing says Captain America more than Tool… Huh? Wuzzat?

I have a feeling  Captain America is going to suck. It looks like it’s going to be just as dumbed down as Thor and…. every other Marvel movie. No that’s not my prediction. I’m going to see it when it comes out and I hope to see a good movie. With Chris Evans grabbing garbage can lids and the girl in the trailer casually picking up a gun and firing it at Evans to prove the shield works, it doesn’t look like the writer and director  are giving much weight to the material.

My prediction has nothing to do with the film’s quality.  It has more to do with what Roger Ebert will write and react to in his review. Captain America has always had an unintentionally poor message behind it, with that super soldier serum thing. It seems more in line with what the NAZIs were all about creating the ‘master race’. (PREDICTION) I’m SURE Ebert will spend at least a paragraph on this aspect of Captain America. There’s a good chance I will, too.

Other trailers that ran before Transformers 3: The highly anticipated but silly looking Cowboys And Aliens… The last (Thank God) Harry Potter film… And the latest Mission Impossible movie that looked like Tom Cruise was going for self-parody.

So far this has been a mediocre summer movie season and it doesn’t look like it’s getting any better.


X-Men: First Class First Reaction

Posted in A Few Old, Short Words with tags , , , , , , on January 20, 2011 by Crash! Landen

I just saw the first photo featuring the cast of the new X-Men film and all I can say is:


Marvel’s Idiots In Charge have put yet another film adaptation in the wrong hands. I don’t think some of the people involved are so bad… The director has made some semi-successful films (Snatch, Layer Cake) ans some that I thoght were complete failures (Kick-Ass). McAvoy… Fassbender… the lovely and talented Rose Byrne. All great actors… But actors almost never are able to overcome a crap story. I don’t have to go any further than this photo to see that they’re going to cram the last 40 years into this making it FAR too complicated and involving so many characters with so many powers and so many storylines that noone is going to care.

It’s sad to think, based on the trailers that I’ve seen recently that we’re going to have to wait for the next Christopher Nolan Bat-flick to see another good superhero movie. Marvel’s idea of a good superhero movie seems to be: Cast as many ‘name’ actors as you can. Feature as many characters from the comics that you can. Write a nerd friendly script (“I was happy that they stayed true to the source material, ” says the nerd that loved the film that was rejected by mainstream audiences so as to ensure that either there will be no sequel or an even worse, more watered down sequel).

Lately, I’ve been passing on comic book films at the theater. I didn’t think that they would be any good based on the trailer (like KickAss and the Losers). When I did see them, I was proven right. Hopefully the trailer will be better than this photo, but based on Marvel’s track record of late, I’m betting it won’t be. Disappointing.

Crash! At The 2010 San Diego Comic Con Part 6 (More Costumes)

Posted in A Few Old, Short Words with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 31, 2010 by Crash! Landen

More SDCC costumes!Here is one of the many Predators walking around; a bunch of them in one big group.

I’m pretty sure these were homemade outfits. Pretty impressive.

I don’t know what this is, but it was getting lots of hugs….

Mr. Glass from Unbreakable.

Woody and Jessie at the Toy Story LEGOs display….

Here’s a pretty good Wolverine I got a pic of when the Sea of Predators parted for a brief instant.


A very theatrical female Joker.

Here she is again with some other DC folks…

And one more…. I just noticed Supergirl there at the other end. It’s amazing what you miss at SDCC even when you’re staring right at it….

no idea who this guy was….

A cute Psylocke at the Marvel booth.

Tomb Raider again….

And another of her with some DC types…

Not sure who this was, but he doesn’t look gereric….

A gaggle of Trekkies… or Trekkers…

And another wider shot at the Star Wars: Clone Wars display…

And a trio shot of Trek…

The girl at the Heavy Metal Booth…

The guy in the red robe…

Here was an AWESOME Red Sonja that was across the room when I was in line to embarrass myself in front of Chris Claremont… hence the grainy photo…


More Anime types. They did this a lot…

… when they weren’t doing this…

Members of the Lantern Corps…

Another bad picture, This time it’s Captain America at the Marvel booth….

More poor cropping on my part….

These guys had a website… They gave me a card. They’re Steam Powered Giraffe, the musical pantomime Troupe.  Check them out at

Another member of the same troupe…

Another shot of Darth Vader….

Another Harley Quinn, a Joker in drag and the green Star Wars chick….

A whole group of folks that I don’t know who they’re dressed as. I think the guy in the middle was at the review area as a volunteer…

Black Canary and Green Arrow! I got several of these 2….

Super Mario! Got another of him later…

A (generic?) goth girl while I was still in that line for ‘V’….

…and an Iron Man from the same spot….

One of the Ghostbusters! There were a few of them walking around, possibly there with the car…

The Elvis Stormtrooper! And he had the voice, too.

One of the last pix I took on the Dealers floor.  This girl was fun. I have no idea who the character is, though.

Spider-Man among others standing in line at the Marvel booth….

One of the cutest girls at the entire convention. At first I thought she was carrying a Pikachu, instead of the Yellow bear theme….

This probably the best pic I got of the Afro-centric Captain America…. I tried and tried… My photography skills are on par with my art skills I guess….

Green Lantern was popular this year….

Another shot of the AMAZING Ariel from the Little Mermaid…. (EDIT: Isn’t this Christy Marie? The girl that in years past has gone as THE Slave Leia? I’m pretty sure it is…)

Snake Eyes, slightly blurry…

This guy’s happy…

Needless to say, two SDCC favorites…

Still have plenty more photos to post…. I’ll post some of the celebrity stuff next….

Crash! At The San Diego Comic Con Part 3 (Displays)

Posted in A Few Old, Short Words with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2010 by Crash! Landen

There were tons of things to see at the 2010 SDCC… Here’s some of them…

The car from the Green Hornet was parked in front of the Convention Center.

The Walking Dead booth. I saw Kirkman at another booth, I believe.

Lots of Predators items… I also saw at least 5 Predator costumes, too. 4 or 5 of them walking around together.

Loved this giant Eerie/Creepy banner….

There was tons of cool stuff like these little guys.

The giant Voldemort statue…

The Ghostbusters car… And a not too bad live action movie version Aeon Flux, too…

I think this is Odin’s throne that was at the Marvel booth.

And the helmets. These were much more impressive in person than from those movie stills on the heads of the actors.

And more Thor….

The LEGOS Harry Potter display…

The insanely cool Tron bike….

The Image display where I met a couple of the Image founders….

The gargantuan Neytiri display…

With matching toys…

More LEGOS fun.

There were some incredibly detailed  (movie related) statues there like this one…

… and this one…
..and these….

The Bumblebee Mustang….

And the Bumblebee robot….

These toys were much cooler than the movie….

There was an abundance of Terminator skeletons and busts scattered about….

Have no idea what this was for, but it was pretty amazingly detailed….

It was really hard to take it all in…. TOO MUCH to see.
And right before getting on the shuttle to go back to the hotel, the General Lee drove by….

Of course I have plenty more pics of people in costumes…. Here’s a few more…

I’m assuming someone was actually in this R2D2. It was authentic to say the least. And I could be wrong but I think the girl kneeling in the background who was walking around as one of the best Supergirls you’ll ever see. I have pictures…

More costumed folks in my next post….