Continuing with the crap… And some of the awful movies that didn’t make the list: Very Bad Things, Fallen, & Star Trek: Insurrection… Nope. No Avengers. It wasn’t very good, but I still enjoyed it, so it’s not here.
10 Lost In Space (Unfulfilling, but tolerable… One of Oldman’s worst movies, though.)
9 Firestorm (Okay for a Howie Long vehicle.)
8 Stepmom (A horrendously miserable viewing experience. Couldn’t get through it.)
7 Urban Legend (SPOILER ALERT… REPEAT: SPOILER ALERT:
Rebecca Gayheart is the killer. REBECCA GAYHEART!!!!
I generally don’t say this a whole lot, but: WTF?!
It’s a horror movie! You can’t have a horror movie when the killer turns out to be Rebecca Gayheart!!!))
6 Soldier (Even worse than Escape From LA.)
5 Paulie (….)
4 Species II (Well, it did have Natasha Henstridge in it, I’ll give it that.)
3 Blues Brothers 2000 (THIS CAME OUT IN 1998?! WHY IS IT CALLED BLUES BROTHERS 2000?!)
2 Phantoms (Dreary boring crap… )
1 Godzilla (Broke the cycle for me… That is, of being suckered by Roland Emmerich’s OK FX CRAPFESTs. I’ve never been able to stomach watching it all the way through and I’ve never paid a dime to see it. It took remaking (if you want to call it that) one of my all time favorite monster movies. They changed the basic story significantly, changed the look of Godzilla DRASTICALLY, and on top of that, as if to kick Godzilla fans everywhere right square in the crotch, they went feminist and made Godzilla a chick. UNFORGIVABLE. UNFORGIVABLE!!!